Everybody knows that “No shirt, No shoes, No service” sign and you know every wise-ass in America has always said “So I can go in without pants! Hahahaha!” Well let’s give credit where credit is due and congratulate the one wise-ass to actually go and test it out.
I’m just not really sure what type of cowboy you are. I can’t picture you on a horse. I kind of picture you on an ox maybe, but definitely not a horse. Are you possibly a mascot for some sh*tty Division III football team or something? Maybe you think you need a crazy outfit to support that mustache? I don’t know, I’m just fishing at this point.
Hey, the two of you can argue who looks better stealing hamburgers later because right now, well to be honest, right now that’s what we are gonna do.
Things I love – seeing your mullet. Things I don’t love – being able to see your ass-hair mullet.