My guess is he is on his way to some sort of Monk-Rodeo…which is probably less fun than it sounds since no one can cheer, or yell, or scream when they get speared by a bull.
Jorts over jeans?!?! Slow down buddy, we as humans can’t evolve into things this big that quickly. It’s just tough for the majority of us to grasp. I mean, camo shorts over jeans – ya sure. Maybe jorts over sweatpants – absolutely. But jorts over jeans just isn’t something we’ve worked our way up to yet.
Listen gentlemen. This is definitely a “male pattern” that you don’t want to follow unless you enjoy your mom cutting your hair while the two of you watch her afternoon shows and discuss why the new cat Bootsy won’t get along with Mr. Ticklepuss.
While the lime green color can be quite obnoxious, I am impression with the choice of animal on her back side.