Well that just seems not only safe but practical as well. Too bad this isn’t West Virginia where someone would do us a favor and burn the couch.
Wow! My mind is literally spinning because it is so overwhelmed with painful and confusing sights. I don’t know where to begin or where to end so I guess I’ll let you spend 25 minutes trying to decipher everything you see and I’ll just point out the main thing that caught my eye – Did James Lofton actually sign that abortion of a jacket? If so, I would have given my big toe to have been there to see his face when you asked him for an autograph on that.
Fun fact: For the first 2 weeks after a new moon, the moon is visible in the daytime!
I don’t know exactly what those things on your legs are, but I’m pretty sure they used to be pantyhose which decided that instead of being stuck up there they would just wilt and deteriorate until they are at a safe distance.