Sir, please avoid the frozen food section or your boobs will harden…that is all.
Hmmm, looks like those plastic bags are more useful than those fancy reusable ones after all. Don’t think you can make a sweet bandanna/sash/belt out of that blue recycled crap, can you?
We would like to go ahead and apologize to all the men out there who will now not be able to have erection for the next 2 weeks…..our bad.
That looks like a great outfit if you are going swimming in the blood and tears of children.