I see you went and got your hair did. Do you mind not doing it all over the store?
Dear twins: Knock it off. Nobody thinks it’s cute. The odds of Coors Light spotting you and hiring you for them to bring back their “Aaaand Twins” campaign are about the same as Willy the Pimp being our next President. So again, knock it off.
Back in the 50’s he would have a pack of smokes rolled up in his sleeves but it’s 2010 and now it’s all about double sunglasses.
This shirt is made of bits of real horse hair…so you know it’s good.