This pooch is both a service dog to the visually impaired, and judging by the neon splashed spandex, a member of Richard Simmons fitness class
What is it about the combo of pasty white and dark black that makes me want to eat a bullet?
Hey, do you like A Flock of Seagulls? I can see YOU do.
I know what you’re thinking, but you are wrong. Those ‘creases’ on both sides of her back are actually just another tattoo that starts at the front…but I’m also a compulsive liar.