Although you should change out of your pajamas to go shopping in public, you don’t have to take your jammies off to pre-order our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe!
Okay, who do you have for homeroom this year? OMG so do I! That is gonna be soooo much fun. Okay, okay, what do you have 3rd period? Social studies. Me too! This is gonna be the best year ever! We are totally the greatest BFFs like ever!
“Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?”
It looks like you scalped my grandmother and now you are just showing off to taunt me.