Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants.
I didn’t know that dreaming of a white Christmas was in fact actually a nightmare.
Just can’t seem to get that monkey off your back, eh?
Well I guess being obsessed with outlandish flower patterns is better than flames or plaid or horse genitals! That last one might be a stretch but you get my point.