I hope it catches on. It’ll be easier to avoid all the shitheads in the world.
It’s really not much different than watching the game at your buddy’s house except here the pizzas are frozen. What pisses me off about this picture is the guy on the couch wearing the Cowboys jersey and fluffing it up for everyone to see. (1) Your team didn’t even make the playoffs, (2) Romo can’t make it past the first round even if he did make the playoffs, and (3) Marion Barber now plays for the Bears. So, would the Walmart employee with the broom kindly test it’s durability over this man’s head? Afterwards you can kindly place it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just think he should be with his family.
If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
I have a fever, and the only prescription is for more pants…Yep, that’s it. Pants would solve all my problems here.