Well that’s just great for your ass! Now if we can only find a company dumb enough to let us export it to them.
It’s a picture like this that brings a tear to my eye. How fortunate are we that this guy was able to carry on that glorious hair’s lineage with a son who can clearly handle the burden of it’s beauty.
Why use the old Walmart smiley? Personally I think the PoWM frowny face is more appropriate here. In fact, I’m now personally offended. First pregnant woman to send us a pic of the PoWM smiley face painted on their belly at Walmart gets a signed PoWM book. Fat chicks with bellies need not apply because I specifically said preggers.
Remember everyone, life is a garden; dig it…then cover it in horse manure and hope it looks better next season.