I can’t figure out the functionality of the Rastafarian booty-mullet. It doesn’t cover much and it looks like you braided the hair on your ass.
Here stands Bao Xishun, the world’s tallest man at 8′ 1″. How could you be over 8 feet tall and not rule ass in some hoops? That’s just a waste of height if you ask me.
Well I guess we should have known that once we posted the Macho Man Randy Savage, the Ultimate Warrior would come looking for him.
Oh, you and a bunch of your friends grew fu-manchus for this party once and it was epic. This guy’s head is a fu-manchu! His head. Your silly party is even lamer now.