Took the words right out of my mouth and into the brains of all the children there with their parents. Good work Big B.
C’mon man. Everybody knows that if you are going to wear tear-away pants, you gotta wear shorts underneath. There is always that one asshole who likes to grab and pull just so you are sitting there in your underwear.
I’m having a hard time figuring out what event this woman is attending. If it’s prom, she is obviously going by herself. If it’s a wedding, let’s hope it is for a Minnesota Viking. Chances are that it’s the only thing that her cats haven’t went to the bathroom on yet.
If every article of clothing has a shade of blue, it SHOULD be worn together…right?