Hey Stay Puft, please choose another color next time you decide to leave your house. I’m pretty sure that I can see the mole that you have on your left butt cheek. Gross.
Who wants to reach in and claim their prize from that Crack-er Jack box?
I’m a genie in a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey.
Two things come to mind when I see Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson and STARTER. Two things Tony Romo got into well past their glory days when everyone else thought they were gone.