Hey, the 80’s called and they said “stay the hell there” because even they don’t want you back.
Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six!
Oh my God! All those colors and patterns! What are you hiding from? Fashion? If so, don’t worry, I don’t think it will ever find you.
AWESOME!!! I can’t wait to tell all my friends that I caught bird flu standing behind some dildo in line with a fleece vest covered in fresh bird shit. Do us all a favor and f*** off will ya.