Sir, it looks like some sort of snake / rate / ferret type of animal has burrowed itself into the back of your head and is trying to escape it from the top of your head. I feel like you should go see a doctor. Maybe a veterinarian? I’m not sure who, but somebody.
I didn’t realize how many different types of camo there were. And surprisingly, it’s easy to see they’re all awful.
Arkansas & California
Traversing through the hills and valleys of Walmart to find only the freshest box of Kashi cereal.