You laugh, but if someone randomly busts out some chow mein at Walmart you’re the one that will be standing there unprepared and hungry.
So far we’ve been getting some awesome PoWM themed Halloween costumes sent our way. In fact, if these were actually taken at a Walmart we probably would have thought they were legit normal submissions. So which is your favorite? How sad are you we haven’t seen a Willy the Pimp costume yet?
PoWM headquarters reside in South Carolina so we know all about big cocks hanging around Walmart, but we figured the rest of the country just doesn’t quite grasp the amount and size of cocks everywhere. You can’t miss them. They’re just always right in your face. Cocks everywhere…..cocks.
Just a heads up, being fair game after passing out with your shoes on applies to sandals as well. Our friends over at LateNightMistakes.com taught us that….the hard way.