Police approached a suspected shoplifter that had been observed by Walmart Loss Prevention. Deciding he didn’t want to be arrested, the shoplifter resisted and attempted to run. After numerous commands to “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND,” he did not comply, so the police officers offered to help him out, with the aid of a taser gun! Which is awesome. If you’ve never seen someone get tasered in person I highly suggest you put that on your bucket list.
Hey, it’s summer time and even thugs like to picnic!
I wish I could explain why, but every time I look at this guy, I imagine that is the outfit a gay dolphin would wear. So let me just go ahead and apologize to all those gay dolphins out there with real fashion sense…sorry for presuming.
Let’s all just hope Pumpkin Spice and Pasty Spice here are picking up their birth control.