I would LOVE to know where the hell you are going wearing your pleather vest open for the world to enjoy, some sort of boating beanie cap, and buying a tailgate chair. Since odds are that you probably never made it back, I’d like our fans to submit some suggestions of where they think you went….
Did she reach into her fupa pouch and pull out a few Coors Lights to have while she was shopping? I can’t say yes, I can’t say no, but I can say I would not tap those Rockies.
Hey, maybe next time you decide to wear an awful looking fur thing you should probably buy the one that doesn’t look like it was made from a bear’s ass-crack. I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that it looks like a poo trail or the fact that you have on what looks to be JNCO jeans!
I got a fever, and the only prescription…is more vuvuzela!!