Kicked out of the Village People for being “too obvious”.
Men who can wear robes in public: (1) Hugh Hefner (2) black belts in Karate (I say this not because I think they are cool, they aren’t, but because they can beat my ass. And no, I don’t give a sh*t that they aren’t called robes because either way they ARE robes) and (3) Monks.
I guess you might as well leave that patch of pubes because you already look like a dickhead.
…and this little piggy cried wee, wee, wee all they way to Walmart.