Wait what? I don’t even know what you’re protesting. I mean, I know what all three of those words mean, but I highly doubt someone in the Walton family is in a dark barn somewhere with jumper cables hooked up to some pig’s nipples. Sure they probably buy from factories that do it but to be fair, have you tasted bacon? I’d torture my mother if it meant delicious bacon could be enjoyed.
That might be the most gangster shit I’ve ever seen. Oh, did I say gangster? I meant sad. That’s really sad. You need friends.
In this exhilarating bout of Who Wears It Better: Selfless Acts Edition, we’ve got a toe-curling battle between two generous donors. So that begs the question, which one would you let give you a charitable donation?
Arizona & Florida
Hot damn! We take our favorite game on the road for Who Drives It Better: Pathetic Dinosaur-Looking Cars Edition. So which set of spikes would you prefer to look at even less than the Spike channel? (If that channel still exists.)
Connecticut & New Mexico