I’m not sure what level that kid can read at, but no matter what I feel like “High As Fuck” isn’t a shirt I would even wear around the illiterate.
Ahhh yes, we are closely approaching that wonderful holiday where all of the fair skinned people get brave enough to venture out in the daylight to get drunk and celebrate the fact that they have fair skin and like to get drunk. I don’t know about you, but I’m pumped.
I don’t want to be the “party pooper” and ruin a good St. Patrick’s Day Cake? Going away party cake? Birthday cake? Angry at you cake? I don’t know, whatever type of cake it is I don’t like to ruin things, but ‘Suck’ is misspelled.
Sir, sir, I don’t want to alarm you, but it seems as if there might be a 9 year old girl trapped in your 1980’s rock band hair. I would suggest removing her slowly then burning every piece of clothing you own.