I’ll tell ya what buddy let me go ahead and take a worldwide vote and see who all wouldn’t want to be born a white male in America. I’m sure you and the 3 other idiots will be new best friends. Geez, this guy would hit the lottery and bitch about the taxes.
To all you “bros” out there that think they are bringing it by rocking oversized sunglasses, a headband, and a creatively worded tank-top, take a look at this guy and contemplate everything you’re doing wrong because he is all that is man. All that is man!
Side boob – not always as good as it sounds. By the way, that’s advice for both having it and looking at it.
Personally, if I were wearing an animal on my shirt it would probably have to be Animal from the muppets. That’s just common sense. But if I were forced between a pig and a puppy I think I’d just stay at home.
Iowa & Texas