Uhhh Ms., I think you overlooked something…no, not the toilet seat cover stuck to your ass, I was referring to you matching your shorts and socks after the age of 11.
Well, thank God you had some common decency and were responsible enough to cover up those calves while you went out in public. There are just too many impressionable kids that could be exposed to that sort of sight!
That isn’t the band AC/DC shirt….it’s just a list of the types of hepatitis that she has. By the way, for future reference here is a list of people allowed to wear fedoras: (1) Don Draper (2) The Blues Brothers (3) Dick Tracy (4) People from the 1920’s (5) Tom Landry (6) Bear Bryant (7) The Rat Pack.
Oh if Mario only would have known who he was going to save, he could have instead saved us all a lot of time and lives.