Much like fat people suing McDonald’s because they are fat, I have decided to sue all tattoo parlors for knowingly allowing awful tattoos to be released into public.
Gun-slinging some cell-phones, ohh how our ancestors would cry at this new “right to carry” we are exercising.
Everyone say hello to country music singer Neal McCoy. Now some of you, like myself, will probably say “Who the hell is that?” and my only response yet again is “country singer Neal McCoy”. However, our country music fans will enjoy this celebrity sighting and we don’t discriminate based on poor choices of music. Also, I have not yet confirmed if he is the real McCoy…..Aaaaa what up terrible pun!
When I see purple stripes and long sticks like that I can only think of Fruit Stripe gum. You know, looks different and tastes like crap.