Arkansas & California
Traversing through the hills and valleys of Walmart to find only the freshest box of Kashi cereal.
That is one mission that I would not accept and gladly get dishonorably discharged before I get my hand stinky and wet from her dishonorable discharge.
They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree but I suppose the apple can’t help it if the tree makes it wear assless chaps. So really my advice for you little apple is that your tree is a skank and I’m sorry for that.