Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other.
Boobs to me are much like my stance on Christmas trees…I prefer real over fake.
I’m sure our friends over at Dbagging.com can relate to this douche and his future self.
Hmm, and all along I always thought the devil was in the details. Turns out Walmart is where we should have been looking. Should have been obvious.