If people mistake your gender that frequently I would personally suggest maybe a new hairstyle or different clothing before resorting to posting a sign OR I’d tell my friends how to correctly spell “Kick Me”.
Either the guy in that picture takes branding his property very seriously or she is SO excited that she beat the odds and found the one man alive that was into her and that hair.
He is taking back that filet of fish.
What do you even call those upward pull-through shirt tying thingys? Oh yeah, that’s right…gay.