Hey Daisy Duke Doug, I personally don’t care how you eat it, I’m more concerned with the fact that those shorts make you look like a sexually confused Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Asses of Walmart come in so many shapes and sizes and colors and areas of the pants they pop out of. It’s quite the microcosm for Walmart and America in general I’d say. We’re all just a bunch of different looking asses, are we not?
My man Willy the mo-fo-ing Pimp!!! Wondering what he is doing in the trash?….probably looking for yo momma!
Just because your shirt might be inherently truthful doesn’t make them appropriate for public use. I just can’t decide which one I’d never wear more. I mean, sure we love big ol’ boobies in America (to be honest what country doesn’t?) but you can never pass up quality advice like not being a dick. I’m torn.