This is quite possibly the worst tag team ever.
I’ve heard of of people poppin’ their collars but this doesn’t seem like something that should be poppin’.
I’m just curious what an Appalachian man like this is going to do with a Razor Scooter.
Let’s go ahead and say making hats out of newspaper is something people do after the age of 7. So why would you make a goofy chef’s hat?