You look like a tall glass of fruit punch with an umbrella straw in it! Drink it up and enjoy the nice weather today.
Oh yeah sure a 50 year old Cupid walking around Walmart isn’t weird. Just a heads up though, if he shoots you with one of his arrows go directly to the hospital, don’t look for love, just get to a hospital.
You know what I like about my backpack? I can take it off and I don’t have to wash it with shampoo.
If I asked you to give me the time of day and the temperature there, I think your head would explode.