Let me tell you what I don’t need. Picturing you doing it doggystyle with the type of girl that would wear a chain and answer the ad on the back of a t-shirt. Maybe you should try Craigslist.
Looks like you fell from your family tree & hit every branch on the way down!
You want real American idol? You got it….with a kiss of cherry! (and Spongebob?)
Grill some burgers, cook some dogs, and throw on your American flag pleather jackets for your Memorial Day celebration!