I guess turning the state of Florida into an old retired person would have looked weird. I guess I’ll just go ahead and mark down the sunshine state as a yes on exercising it’s right to bear arms.
Hey there swashbuckler enthusiasts, let me give you some advice so you don’t have to walk around with a damn fake parrot on your head. If you want a pirate’s hat, go to a store like Lids and pick up a Pittsburgh Pirates hat. It’s a lot easier, looks a lot better, and hell, they are even a half decent team this year so you won’t look as goofy!
I bet that hair comes in handy in the bedroom after sex when you are looking for a candy bar in your nightstand.
Oh my God….Where is a Crip when you need one?