I was just saying to my bff the other day “Hey bff, you know what would make shopping for stuff more enjoyable? The smell of monkey shit.” And my bff was like “Hey! You might be on to something there!” It really was another bonding moment for us. Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!!
I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you.
Let’s all take a minute to stop and really cherish the quality character of a lady that would actually be impressed enough by this guy’s sticker to allow this jolly dumb giant to go downtown on her. All I’m saying is that it’s probably not a region I’d go near if my life depended on it.
Wait a second. Do Walcreatures count as Pokemon Go characters? If so, we’ve caught like a gazillion over the past 7 years!