Son of a bee sting lady! Why are you trying to test me? Everyone knows that I’m not a fan of any type of animal (besides service animals) inside of Walmart, but you insist on testing me about it dammit. “Oh, I have an idea, let’s see how angry & torn he gets when we take an old lady and have her hold a young puppy in her shirt embodying all that is good and pure about the circle of life.” – Not cool people, not cool.
We at PoWM are going green in this tilt of Who Wears It Better: Leprechaun’s Abandoned Kid Edition. So, which one of these greeny meanies would you leave on a doorstep?
When it comes to being bootylicious everyone knows of the vicious rivalry between the twerk team and the apple bottoms. Which side of the crack does your allegiance fall on?
I probably should have listened a little more carefully when I was asked to be a judge for the next Little Miss Muffin-Top. However, if I have to suffer then so do you. Who wears the crown…which will probably be too small.