Billy Ray, the opposum was run over by a truck, there is no crime, hence no crime scene. Now get the f*** out of the road and get a real job.
Does boredom beget virginity or does virginity beget boredom?
I spent over 2 hours trying to figure out if this was photoshopped assuming those two were superimposed into Walmart. There is no camo, nothing made from jean material, they are fully clothed, and there isn’t an animal in sight….some people just don’t know how to do a Walmart wedding!
My man here has the head of a 45 year old, the torso of a teenager, and the feet of an 80 year old with those sweet orthopedic velcro shoes. He’s like three generations all rolled into one.