Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.
Jorts over jeans?!?! Slow down buddy, we as humans can’t evolve into things this big that quickly. It’s just tough for the majority of us to grasp. I mean, camo shorts over jeans – ya sure. Maybe jorts over sweatpants – absolutely. But jorts over jeans just isn’t something we’ve worked our way up to yet.
So many questions! Most importantly, how the hell do I “Chunk” her? And also, does wearing that shirt make you a bitch, and if so, can you hold still so I can chunk you?
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