PoWM headquarters reside in South Carolina so we know all about big cocks hanging around Walmart, but we figured the rest of the country just doesn’t quite grasp the amount and size of cocks everywhere. You can’t miss them. They’re just always right in your face. Cocks everywhere…..cocks.
Just a heads up, being fair game after passing out with your shoes on applies to sandals as well. Our friends over at LateNightMistakes.com taught us that….the hard way.
If I had to pick my favorite type of clown, it would be Homey D. Clown but a close second would be hobo clowns. It’s like they are happy but sad at the same time. It intrigues me.
Ladies, we all know you can’t resist the urge to jump in the sack with a guy who has a creative t-shirt on suggesting some action, so I need to ask you – which of these two are you going home with? Do you wanna toss back a few brews with Mr. Bandana or go on a mustache ride?