You may wanna lock your bedroom doors when this Santa comes in your home at night….don’t say I didn’t warn you.
He’s like an Irish Santa…but sober. 13 days!
Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants.
I didn’t know that dreaming of a white Christmas was in fact actually a nightmare.