OHHHH SNAP!!!!! The legend is back!!! Big Willy pimpin’ it American style, ready to tattoo that backhand across Osama Bin Laden himself! Keep doing your thang Willy!
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know you just ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner in aisle 5. I apologize, and by all means please loosen up those pants. Hell, why don’t you just head back to electronic, grab a seat, take your pants off and enjoy the football game and I’ll bring you some pumpkin pie in a bit.
Dammit Coors Light! I don’t need a cold activation window on everything! Knock it off!
But I’m gonna get even man. He’s gonna get too close to the truck one day. I’ll bite his fucking ear off. That’s a f*cking promise man, you f*ck with me too long, you get f*cked with….Ahh, I’m all talk, f*ck me, I know. How can I bite his ear off? I can’t even bite through the f*cking rope, you know. I talk out my ass.