Is that some sort of new modern spin on the Davey Crockett hat? I don’t like it. Maybe because I’m not a huge fan of killing whatever animals are in my backyard to make into an accessory, but then again I’d probably look pretty stupid with my neighbors German shepherd as a hat…
Does she have a little jewel for a bellybutton? I cannot confirm that but I think we all know the answer.
Hey Magic School Bus Lady! Don’t worry sugar, you won’t have to suffer through reading that boring newspaper much longer because our book, People of Walmart Shop & Awe, will be out September 7th! Who knows, you might find yourself in it. Plus the print should be big enough that you don’t have to hold it so close to your face. Check it out here!
I see the creatine. I see the sweatbands. I get it, you like to work out. Just remember one thing: two half shirts don’t make a whole.