What? Santa visits prisons too.
Ignoring the obvious ridiculous nature of this scene, it is actually kinda smart. When he is done, he just needs to fire up the shop-vac and dispose of the evidence. What his wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
Are you trying to sneak that kid out of the store or something? Well, now that I think of it, if it’s not your kid then that’s not a bad idea I guess. I don’t know, I don’t steal kids anymore.
Listen, I’m not a pro when it comes to weird, long-ass finger nails, but I think common sense would tell you that it’s gonna be a b*tch trying to pinch something out of your wallet.