Well that’s just kinda badass. Way to accept your vision problems in style. Sure you could just get better glasses, but last time I checked you can’t burn a bunch of ants with glasses.
Listen, we all know how nice it is staying in a fancy hotel on vacation and wearing a robe around the whole time, but the vacation is over people. That robe-everywhere attitude is not the appropriate souvenir to bring back with you. Back to reality folks.
Anyone who wears jammies over the age of 4 is not cute. That’s a fact. Notice I didn’t even limit that to “wear jammies in public”. I mean period. The only reason they should even be made in an adult size is in the off chance the kid from Jack needs some PJs.
It seems like it’s been too long since we’ve done a “Who Wears It Better?” around here! So I’ll leave this rumble to you guys. Which femullet do you think would win in an arm wrestling match for the last Busch Light?