To bad there isn’t a real referee there to call a foul on this character, although I guess that windowless van isn’t going to fill itself with candy.
Grandma, I’m so confused. The custom applied rainbow and unicorn scream that on the other side is a pleasant elderly lady, but the jean jacket screams I smoke Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes at Molly Hatchet concerts.
I like the odd transition when I start at the bottom: I see an ugly rug, a tramp stamp, a shirt girdle, and an ugly tattoo of what I’m sure is just an expression of some stupid philosophy you have that also serves as the reason you don’t shave your armpits.
Let’s get a move on people! Grab a Coke and hop up on Santa’s lap cause he only has a few days left to hear your laundry list of unnecessary crap that your selfish ass wants some jolly guy to just give to you for free!