What’s the best way to show the world that you “Dong Give A F*ck”? Clearly it’s to let a drunk person or a child or someone that is really bad at tattoos put it on your leg.
I can’t be completely sure, but I’m pretty confident that if God were to design a sex machine, it wouldn’t have a curly mullet.
I’m waiting for the day where there are no longer any Elvis impersonators…you embarrass yourself because you aren’t even 1/100th as sexy as the king.
Let’s give a big PoWM hello to Fred Eichler (left) from the show Predator Nation. Now don’t feel bad if you don’t know who Fred is or what that show is, I didn’t either. However, let me save you some trouble, turns out that show is about hunting animals like bobcats and bears and not about hunting The Predator from the movies. AKA complete letdown.