I can’t be completely sure, but I’m pretty confident that if God were to design a sex machine, it wouldn’t have a curly mullet.
I’m waiting for the day where there are no longer any Elvis impersonators…you embarrass yourself because you aren’t even 1/100th as sexy as the king.
Let’s give a big PoWM hello to Fred Eichler (left) from the show Predator Nation. Now don’t feel bad if you don’t know who Fred is or what that show is, I didn’t either. However, let me save you some trouble, turns out that show is about hunting animals like bobcats and bears and not about hunting The Predator from the movies. AKA complete letdown.
Ohhh there is nothing quite like getting creative with jeans. Personally, I think both of you get failing grades here and I’m not a real teacher so I don’t have to encourage your creativity. You both look like shit. Fix it.