Gun-slinging some cell-phones, ohh how our ancestors would cry at this new “right to carry” we are exercising.
Everyone say hello to country music singer Neal McCoy. Now some of you, like myself, will probably say “Who the hell is that?” and my only response yet again is “country singer Neal McCoy”. However, our country music fans will enjoy this celebrity sighting and we don’t discriminate based on poor choices of music. Also, I have not yet confirmed if he is the real McCoy…..Aaaaa what up terrible pun!
When I see purple stripes and long sticks like that I can only think of Fruit Stripe gum. You know, looks different and tastes like crap.
Move over you buster-ass fake Santas! The real deal Holyfield is coming to town! Time to hang out with unwanted family and friends and watch A Christmas Story on repeat for 24 hours!