Do you REALLY think you are going to be needing those condoms there playboy? Unless you plan on practicing for the ‘big game’ with a toilet paper roll and some lunch meat, I recommend that you put it back on the shelf.
Apparently Walmart is rolling back prices on lap dances now too.
The irony here is overwhelming. I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in.
What’s weird about an old dude in a Spongebob Squarepants Halloween costume…in May…for no particular reason?