Since when did they start holding auditions for Twilight at Walmart?
Hey Magic School Bus Lady! Don’t worry sugar, you won’t have to suffer through reading that boring newspaper much longer because our book, People of Walmart Shop & Awe, will be out September 7th! Who knows, you might find yourself in it. Plus the print should be big enough that you don’t have to hold it so close to your face. Check it out here!
Did she reach into her fupa pouch and pull out a few Coors Lights to have while she was shopping? I can’t say yes, I can’t say no, but I can say I would not tap those Rockies.
Dear Parents: Like it or not you are role models not drug dealers, so try not to “hook ’em while they’re young” or we as a society have to deal with a vicious cycle of sh*t. Although on second thought, you are simply creating future PoWM creatures so I guess I should just thank you for keeping us in business for years to come.