Elmer Fudd’s wife here got pretty excited when she learned how to acid wash clothes.
Although your bright hair diverts our eyes from the rest of your body being stuffed and jammed into those corsets, sadly it’s only a temporary distraction.
Don’t act too surprised, because let’s face it, a man with that type of over-tanned alligator skin is probably required by douche-code to wear a man thong.
At what point does a person just say “F*ck it, I don’t need to put on shoes or pants”? Most people in the world would put pants on to walk into another room of the house, or if not that, then they would put some on if they are going to the street to get their mail. You made it to Walmart.