Oh wow that’s neat, JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait…wait a minute…hold on…that can’t be…is it really?…..OH MY DEAR GOD! Someone come and stab me in the neck so I’m distracted from this pain!
This is more of a “Who doesn’t wear it better?” This is a tough decision because obviously both Mr. Tank-top tan and Mr. Saggy bottoms have what it takes to pick up ladies, which is actually more surprising than the fact that they’re shirtless. Personally I’m partial to Mr. Saggy bottoms for doing it without the summer beachwear, but that’s just me.
Alabama & Oklahoma
Chicks better cover up their chests like pasties.
When I first saw this I was super pumped because I thought Israel “IZ” Kamakawiwo’ole was still alive, but then I just got depressed when i realized it was just another inappropriately dressed chick.