Why are skullets so awesome? Because not only do they tell the world that you are a badass that won’t take no sh*t, but they also distract us from that girl’s custom jorts!
I never fully understood goth chicks. It’s like “hey I hate society so I’m gonna be as weird and different as possible.” – Man, you got us good there. Checkered medical masks and lace leggings really showed us what’s up. Guess society should change for you now.
California & Oregon
Bad hair just doesn’t seem to have a point in time where it will ever go away. It will survive the Apocalypse with a bunch of cockroaches still rocking mullets. Anyway, which do you prefer, the two toned flow or the guy who looks like a bad guy character in a local fake wrestling circuit?
Special thanks to both of our contestants here today for being great sports and showing us that no matter what age, pink hair doesn’t look good on anybody.