Do mullets look better on Instagram? Is everything better with bacon? You know it!
You wanted it, you got it! It’s August 1st and I don’t care which side of the Chick-Fil-A gay chicken debate you stand on because everyone in the world can agree today is a fantastic day because our second book People of Walmart: Of the People, By the People, For the People is officially in stores! The title says it all; this book was created with you guys in mind so pick it up at a store near you….except Walmart. For some reason they don’t carry it and for the life of me I can’t figure out why.
Dressing up, Walmart, Selfies….If those are the 3 things that people ever use to describe me please mercifully take me out like George did Lennie in ‘Of Mice and Men’.
Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.