Looking like a Blue Man Group reject over there brother. I mean just because you’re bald and blue and can probably catch a ton of marshmallows in your mouth doesn’t mean you get an automatic spot in the group.
Not even subtle with your White Trash Repair huh? Red duct tape, red neck. Consistency.
Well Mr. and Mrs. Cracker, it appears you’ve got yourself a dandy of a dead animal trunk decoration there. And way to strap it to your old Mustang with an old ass seat belt looking wench device. The only way you could get more white trashy here is if your muffler was really loud and shot out dip spit.
I can’t wait to lay around on the couch tomorrow feeling like a fat piece of shit while watching football because that is what America is about on Thanksgiving! So in that spirit we give you our Turducken picks for the games. (1) Cowboys over the Dolphins because cowboys are closer to pilgrims then dolphins are. (2) 49ers over Ravens in the Harbaugh bowl because I’m a Steelers fan so f*ck Baltimore. (3) In an upset we’ve got the Lions over the undefeated Packers. Why? Because lions are vicious and hungry animals ready to tear their prey apart much like me on a turkey leg. Get some!