Featured Creature

10.21.

Gold Digger

What kind of gold digger actually wears all gold? It seems too obvious. Hell, she can’t even dig for gold in her own nose with those damn piercings jacked up in there!

Louisiana

60 Comments Featured Creature  //  Louisiana  //  Walmart Fashion

02.07.

Watching The Big Game

It’s really not much different than watching the game at your buddy’s house except here the pizzas are frozen. What pisses me off about this picture is the guy on the couch wearing the Cowboys jersey and fluffing it up for everyone to see. (1) Your team didn’t even make the playoffs, (2) Romo can’t make it past the first round even if he did make the playoffs, and (3) Marion Barber now plays for the Bears. So, would the Walmart employee with the broom kindly test it’s durability over this man’s head? Afterwards you can kindly place it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just think he should be with his family.

California

36 Comments California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random

06.11.

No Nookie For Cookie

♪ I did it all for the cookie
C’mon
The cookie
C’mon
So you can take that Twinkie
And stick it up your, yeah!! ♪

Missouri

43 Comments Featured Creature  //  Missouri  //  Walmart Fashion

05.07.

These Little Piggies

I don’t even think pet stores carry 30 Guinea Pigs! What the hell do you need with that many and what the hell do you need with that many while waiting at Walmart?

California

63 Comments Animals  //  California  //  Featured Creature  //  Random