Dear twins: Knock it off. Nobody thinks it’s cute. The odds of Coors Light spotting you and hiring you for them to bring back their “Aaaand Twins” campaign are about the same as Willy the Pimp being our next President. So again, knock it off.
Back in the 50’s he would have a pack of smokes rolled up in his sleeves but it’s 2010 and now it’s all about double sunglasses.
This shirt is made of bits of real horse hair…so you know it’s good.
You know, I was just wondering if you had a huge stupid tattoo that I could pretend was cool to your face then make fun of when you’re not around? Oh you do! Great, oh and thanks for cutting that hole in your shirt and framing it for us. That really is a piece of art sh*t.