Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin’ and it was grossin’ everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don’t mean to get all scientific with you…
Well, it’s almost summer, which means that we all get to witness more gems like this one.
I thought I told you to stay in the truck!
I’m praying that she is rocking a Jason Williams jersey from when he played for the Heat. That would be the only player trashy enough to be able to sustain the filth of that trailer park.