Wow, I can’t even tell you how many times my friends and I have gotten absolutely wasted in the Walmart parking lot and then drove home. This dude even remembered to take his shoes off, therefore nobody is allowed to draw penises on his face. That’s a rule.
It’s like climbing the ladder to ponytail success…or failure. I’ll let you decide.
Indiana, New York, & Pennsylvania
There’s something about women with mullets and khaki shorts that makes me horny…I mean…pull your shirt down buddy, nobody wants to see that.
The fact that she has a picture of her husband/son on the back of her white tee with their shirt off is the least of her problems.