When you’re too lazy to go outside to see if it’s hot or cold…
Congratulations, you’ve won at parenting. I love you.
Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater.
It’s summertime. It’s hot and humid out. You get a little swamp ass and sometimes you just need to air it out. Let it breathe. Drain the swamp.